![]() I was lying on my stomach with my face on the cushion that cradles your head. My sister had gotten a foldable massage chair for Christmas. ![]() “Okay, so this wasn’t during sex, but the lead-up to it. I was visiting his parents for the first time and his mom walked in on us.” – Cara D.ġ3. I sat through the most awkward family BBQ after, but we’re still together.” – Stephanie F.ġ2. My boyfriend tried to shield me as much as possible, but the damage was done. So we slipped away into his basement for a quickie, but his dad came down to get a beer. We lasted a day before we started pawing at each other. “I was spending the weekend in my boyfriend’s childhood home. When I walked back upstairs, my dad said he was happy I was using protection, but my boyfriend was unworthy.” – Tara M.ġ1. I walked downstairs and found my yoga pants neatly folded with the condom wrapper on top. The next day my dad said he wanted to talk to me about something and to go get my laundry. It was anticlimactic and we eventually headed up to my bedroom. My boyfriend and I decided to try out the whole sex on the dryer thing. I was like ‘Uh, can you get off me?’” – Gabrielle S.ġ0. “Ugh, well this wasn’t exactly during sex-but about my dad finding out I had sex and wasn’t a virgin. “I once had a guy tell me he had feelings for someone else in the middle of sex. “I passed out while trying period sex because it grossed me out so much.” – Taylor K.ĩ. We ended up dating for 5 years.” – Emily H.Ĩ. But I heard his mother shriek ‘What happened to your face?!? You’re covered in blood!’ I walked out from the stairwell, introduced myself to his mom and stepdad who hardly said a word to me, and walked out the door holding my head high. He raced downstairs to ward her off while I frantically tried to put my clothes on. A few seconds after realizing what had happened in horror, we heard, “Honey, are you home?” It was his mom… who had no idea I even existed. I’d gotten a bloody nose and proceeded to crime scene my new boyfriend, his perfect white sheets, and my entire face. I screamed, almost fell off the bed, threw my hands up to my face, and felt warm blood flooding out of my nose. I opened my eyes, looked down at him, and saw that his face was covered in blood. My eyes were closed so I figured it was just sweat. A few minutes into what I thought was a magnificent ride, I felt some mysterious wetness on my face. “I was 17 and having sex for the first time with a new boyfriend. Finally, I was able to speak up and say we’ll be out in a minute.” – Brianne W.ħ. We both went into a straight panic and could’t talk so she started getting worried that someone had passed out, so she tried to unlock the door with a bobby pin. “Once I was having sex in the bathroom during a friend’s birthday party and her older sister started banging on the door. Thankfully I don’t think she saw anything, but he had to leave, drive his car down the street, then walk back and sneak in the back door so we could finish (this time in the basement-and extra quietly).” – Michelle L.Ħ. (Dumb idea.) My mom woke up and heard that he was still in the house past his curfew and came down to tell him to leave. ![]() We had candles, the whole shebang, and were on the floor in my living room. “When I was 16, I decided to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Learn how to navigate the most embarrassing setbacks in the sack. Sex 15 disastrous scenarios that can seriously haunt y. Total fail, but at least I had great breath?” – Miranda D. He ended up being so sensitive to the chill that he had to get up and run to the bathroom. “I read that you should take a mint in your mouth before going down on a guy. “My brother walked in on my now-boyfriend and I having sex. But eventually I got her the chicken nuggets…and I moved the sex to my bedroom (after cleaning the kitchen, of course).” – Kirsten S.ģ. It was hysterical and a little embarrassing. I yelled for her to not to come down any further. While we were having sex on the counter, my roommate started walking downstairs. ![]() But then things started heating up between us. “I was in college at the time, heating up chicken nuggets in the kitchen with the guy I was seeing. We had to go straight to the hospital.” – Molly E.Ģ. But 5 minutes later, my boyfriend’s penis was twice its normal size (not in a good way) and purple. Insert Law & Order special sound effect here.ġ. “I was having sex on a balcony in San Diego overlooking Pacific Beach, which should have been super romantic. ![]() We asked 20 women to be frank, uncensored, and detailed about their most harrowing experiences. But then there are times when things go so astronomically wrong you wish you could bury yourself in the earth rather than face the naked human in front of (or on top of, or behind, or underneath) you. There are inevitible awkward moments during sex-errant noises here, uncontrollable bodily functions there. ![]()
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